Saturday, April 9, 2011

F-Zero GX....whoah, what the hell is this?

Sorry for being MIA for a bit, I had some family business to take care of, I'm back on track now.  Anyways, I have a nasty habit of game hoarding.  That is to say, I buy tons of games, and usually end up not playing them.  One of these game happened to be F-Zero GX for the Nintendo Gamecube.  I bought this game about 3 years ago for $10 in a wal-mart on clearance, and up until this very point I never even touched it.  This is pretty odd and I can't even justify my own actions for putting off this game until now as I happened to love F-Zero X for the Nintendo 64.  So for the sake of having something to write about, and for the fact that I was unusually bored, I decided to open up the game and have a run through of it....my impression?  "What the hell...."


This game....this FREAKING game....ALL THESE WASTED YEARS.......WHY OH GOD WHY....*ahem*  Yeah, there's no way a game like this should be so good and for me to ignore it for so long, god damn.  Everything about this game is insane:  the characters, the cars, the tracks, the speed, the GOD DAMN DIFFICULTY.  This is like hardcore gaming in it's purest form:  you fucking blink...YOU'RE FLYING OFF THE GOD DAMN TRACK TO A FIERY EXPLODY DEATH! WHY?  BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BLINKED!  OFF COURSE!  OFF COURSE!  OFF COURSE!  OFF COURSE!  OFF COURSE!  OFF COURSE!  OFF COURSE! Retired...*ahem*



You can't even fathom all the ways this game will try to destroy you, you can't even explain how that guy crashed in that video.  Man was never meant to drive as fast as the racers in this game does, but you'll be a god damn boss if you manage to pull it off. Like this guy:



Long story short, just check out this game...even if you're afraid of difficulty, you're going to find something you will like about this game.  I just want to stop writing this so I can get back to playing...

I got a ton of other games I haven't unwrapped that I should check out as well, I'll be sure to make a write up about each of them sometime down the road.  Because you know...watching me write about games everyone else has played and is already tired of except me is interesting....to me.  Until then, later...

28 comments:

  1. Not like it ;/ look kinda you know , bad.

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  2. I tried this game a while back.. It was interesting for a while but then it got boring pretty fast.

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  3. Never played this. Never liked the F-Zero series anyway ;)

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  4. Haven't played this, but I still like captain falcon!

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  5. Awesome game reminds me alot of wipeout on the ps1

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  6. I've never played this game, but i just might pick me up a copy now

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  7. Never played it, maybe I'll try it out. It looks fun

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  8. OMG YES! Ive been playing this game for 6 years and it is my absolute favorite game by far! Fantastic soundtrack, amazing level design, hardcore difficulty, its perfect.

    Except Cosmo Terminal, FUCK Cosmo Terminal.

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  9. I never got around to playing this, seems like it'd be a lot of fun though +followed :D!

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  10. reminds me of pod racer dunno if thats the right name

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  11. I've played this for nintendo 64. Fun.

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  12. I always buy cheap games just because they're cheap and never get around to playing them :(

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  13. I remember playing the shit out of this at a Dillard's game stand.. not that its interesting.

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  14. Amazing stuff! F-Zero brings back memories. Love your stuff!

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  15. I´m not familiar with this kind of gaming but it´s nice to know better things like these.

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  16. back in the good old days playin starfox

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  17. F-Zero for the Super Nintendo was good.

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  18. I remember playing this as a kid.

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  19. for the love of god this game is so brutal. I have played countless hours on one map

    what was it, Windy City? FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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  20. damn, i still have my game cube somewhere

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  21. Downloading it once again! :D

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  22. oh man i used to love fzero, so much fun

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  23. Sounds good, i think you convinced me to check it out now.

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  24. I LOVED this game. But then I sold my gamecube :(

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